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BEYONCE DOES IT BETTER THAN ANY MALE ARTIST IN THE INDUSTRY BEYONCE DOES IT BETTER THAN HER HUSBAND BEYONCE DOES IT BETTER THAN KANYE BEYONCE DOES IT BETTER THAN ANYONE PLEASE BOW DOWN
- beyonce's publishing team: how are we going to promote your new album
- beyonce: i'm beyonce
- beyonce's publishing team: tru
i imagine that Beyoncé is off somewhere on a yacht, sipping on an olivia pope sized glass of wine, watching the entire world explode over her new album dropping out of literally the thinnest of air and cackling to herself with sheer joy. like, not only did she give you 14 new songs, but she gave you a music video for every damn one. this wasn’t just a casual troll, this was a calculated strike of nuclear proportions and she is leaving no survivors.
“She’s sunny one minute then she’s pouring down rain”
I JUST REALLY LIKE BOYS WHO HAVE MESSY HAIR AND PRETTY EYES AND LIKE TO HOLD YOUR HAND AND LIVES FOR MUSIC AND HAVE DEEP, HUSKY, SLEEPY VOICES AND NICE CHEEKBONES AND HAVE THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL AND HAVE THE SWEETEST SOUL BUT GET EMBARRASSED WHEN THEY DO SOMETHING NICE AND COVER IT UP WITH SOMETHING MANLY AND IM UPSET